"The Cosmic Circus riding the 10/14/23 Eclipse Wave with Sarcasm and Integrity"
The Riddle of Destiny:
How to find humor in the mist of chaos
Be still and Stay Grounded!
As I sit here wondering how to put all of the cosmic energy of this eclipse on October 14th 2023 I have to acknowledge the absurdity of these events with a preverbal eye roll. This is huge and there is no way anyone on this planet will be able to escape it. Let’s take a deep breath and a deep look at the forecast and see if we can gain any Clarity.
Highlighting the central themes of this Eclipse: Integrity (seriously, who are you, and who are you not?), false selves (they're like cosmic imposters), pure breath experience (yep, you'll need a lot of that), balance (a tightrope walk between sanity and star-gazing), freedom (to act like a moonstruck lunatic), and spontaneous communication (with whom, you ask? Well, yourself, of course!).
**Eclipse's Mobius Strip: Yes and No**
As the Eclipse at 21 degrees Libra creeps in, it's like a cosmic magic trick - a Mobius strip where 'yes' turns into 'no' and then back to 'yes.' "Yes" is all about the eager embrace of sense-life - a real rapture of release. But then, "no" barges in, and you start fearing the social repercussions of your newfound empowerment. The further "yes" is all about wholeheartedly embracing your true self, the one that got lost in the world and the world that got lost in you. Until you reach this final reckoning, the "no" causes some good ol' havoc. It's like trying to spin out of control in a room full of mirrors. Who wants to be pinned down by pesky ideas about who they are and who they are not, anyway? An elemental power is on a mission to wipe out all those fake identities and help you become so authentic that you breathe life without a filter. Talk about a makeover that bursts you out of your shallow frequency cage, or at least gets you ready to die trying. But hey, no pressure!
**Mercury in Libra - Tuning In (or Out)**
Mercury, stationed at 17 degrees Libra in the 10th house, is just like that lady at a boring party who's trying to stay awake. You know, when it seems like there's nothing going on, but secretly, everything's happening (wink, wink). It's all about tuning out the boring stuff (like small talk) and tuning into the deeper truths that are doing the cha-cha around you. Internally, you're like an unsteady trapeze artist, lost in the circus of life. You'll need to forget half the things you know and maximize the quirky ones. Basically, it's like an annoying insistence on keeping life interesting. It's a journey that makes you super bored with the usual stuff - like, who needs the obvious when you can dive headfirst into the subtle adventures?
**Mars in Scorpio - Embrace the Darkness (Sarcastically)**
Mars at 1 degree Scorpio is like wandering through a pitch-black maze. When darkness surrounds you, it's obvious you need more darkness, right? It's like saying, "Sure, bring it on!" Life's struggles are like a relentless carnival ride you never asked for, but here you are, trying to figure out how to turn death into a cool magic trick. It's a bumpy, relentless journey where every encounter feels like déjà vu. You're being pulled into a nightmare, but it's a fashionable one, thanks to this immense evolutionary force. It's all about feeling everything, living life as if you're going through a haunted house, and then nonchalantly letting it all go. Those on this radical journey become masters of pretending to be light while carrying a cosmic anchor. Plus, they learn to stay chill while getting smushed in tight spaces. If you're lucky, eventually, something fantastic happens - you'll pop out into a new reality and realize all those weird steps were essential. Who knew you'd build character strength of steel through this ridiculous cosmic obstacle course?
**Pluto in Capricorn - The Battle Within (but with a Sarcasm for a Sword)**
At 27 degrees Capricorn, Pluto is making a grand entrance in your 1st house, like a fancy gala with lots of mirrors and candles. It's like a game of inner battles where self-doubt is the headliner. You'll be pushing yourself to prove your worth, but remember, it's just a cosmic competition, no biggie. You're here to show that you can do the impossible, even when you're your toughest critic. If there was ever a time to show off your inner superhero, this is it!
**Uranus in Taurus - The Blindfolded Seer (Sarcasm Included)**
Uranus at 22 degrees Taurus in the 5th house is like a slapstick comedy sketch. It's like being a blindfolded psychic who sees the future and warns everyone about it. You're all dispassionate about surface affairs, but deep inside, you're rolling your eyes at the chaos. It's almost as if you're on a backstage tour of the universe, granted special access to the exclusive behind-the-scenes areas. You're part shaman, part seer, and part commonsensical advisor, but hey, it's not like anyone's paying attention, right? Your salty wit and no-nonsense approach make you the resident fortune teller who knows where all the secret cosmic skeletons are buried. You're like the character who pops up in a sci-fi movie and says, "I told you so." Just remember, sarcasm doesn't predict the future, but it sure does make it more entertaining.
**Saturn in Pisces - Dreamy Odd Couple (or Celestial Roommates)**
Saturn in dreamy Pisces is like putting Batman and SpongeBob in the same room. Seriously, it's a cosmic mismatch made in the stars. Saturn loves rules and boundaries, while Pisces is off in their dreamy world. It's like saying, "I don't care about your rules; I'm making my own galaxy." Of course, this leads to a bit of misunderstanding and the occasional "alone time." Pisces is the last sign in the zodiac, so Saturn in Pisces is like reaching the end of a cosmic marathon and wondering, "What now?" It's all about letting go of the cosmic junk that's holding you back and forging your own path. Will it be a path of spirituality, healing, or a little cosmic chaos? Only the cosmic universe knows for sure, and it's your job to follow your cosmic GPS.
Tune into where you are and who you are.
Encourage to grab life by the celestial horns with all its sarcasm and weirdness. Try to gain balance and grounding though healing and humor. This is the moment we can change things for all of humanity. Shine the light within you to areas you know are in the darkness. Light a candle for peace with in and for those without
I remind you to keep your mental and emotional bodies balanced (because who wants a lopsided cosmic aura?).
Conclude with the idea of witnessing dispassionately the flow of time and laughing at the cosmic absurdity of it all. After all, what's life without a little cosmic humor and a few eye rolls? Honesty through Laughter can be our best medicine. “Our Riddle of Destiny”